by NineInchNachos
on 8/12/2008 @ 2:05pm
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Hey babe!
Mom and Paige just took off. That was a nice visit. I cried when they said goodbye which in turn made them cry. Just hormones I suppose. When does this emotional roller coaster end? I want it to end now! Anyway, we went to breakfast at the southern kitchen. Max was fine at first and everyone there (there weren't many eating) thought he was darling... our usual staff dude waited on us and thought he was awesome. Mom was holding Max while I started to eat and then all of the sudden Max screamed two huge screams that scared everybody. Must have been a gas bubble. I had to end up taking him to the car for some backseat nursing even though I fed him before I left. My eggs got cold... grumble grumble. Oh well.
What I really wanted to tell you was that today I was changing him and had the misfortune of experiencing the fire hose wet down all over the changing table and as I was cleaning up that part II and part III poopie shot, and I mean shot, out his bum in an explosive cannon like force that sprayed everything. Paige and mom had the pleasure of witnessing this. Max just laid on the table contently bumbling in his rubber baby way while we all were stunned in hysterical tears, trying to clean up the mess. Oh, my, yellow mustard poo is crazy! You should have seen it! What a diapering experience that was. Golly.
Well, I miss you and I hope you have a nice afternoon. Don't forget your bus pass. I love you to bits and bits. You looked sad when you left this morning.
-Darcy
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by Erik
on 8/12/2008 @ 2:43pm | One never knows exactly where pieces like this are supposed to be to or from or the author. I am sure there is a ironic Deeble angle in it somewhere in the menagerie of personas.
Who the heck is the person referred to as (the) "babe"? |
by scout
on 8/12/2008 @ 3:09pm | You guys can't possibly be that dumb! It's of course from Ms Darcy to babes in hubbyland... RR |
by Dave_L
on 8/12/2008 @ 3:53pm | Man, I had forgot all about poop and pee* incidents. Although this statement is coming from a guy, I think I can still say it gets easier. And if you need any toilet-training paraphernalia for down the road...
(*Now that I know it's OK to say those words on FT.) |
by jcbetty
on 8/12/2008 @ 3:57pm | what's simultaneously bad and good: you get to the point where body fluids no longer phase you. And then, the kid gets potty trained by the magic potty elves, and you forget how nasty it was, and then you get puked on or look after a wee one and you get that gag-reflex again, and you realize that parenthood, while being forever, doesn't have harmful after-effects that last forever... |
by fredo
on 8/12/2008 @ 8:52pm | The key to a successful diaper change is to have all your supplies properly positioned, then work fast. Start to finish 15 to 20 seconds. |
